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Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	129
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4371	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	166	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	5702	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1496
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1789	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Emeralds Found:	9408
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	528	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Items Found:	4314
Dragon Eggs Found:	3867	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!