Coach McKie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Items Found:	3809	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	572922	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	119
New Chunks Explored:	725277	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.

Mom Dad Contacts Server

confidentiality, contact lists, Contacts, dad, Data Protection, déterminé, family, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, long tail, mom, names, online safety, people, personal information, privacy, relationships, SECURITY, sensitive information, Server, social media, tags

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	3857

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.

also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Blue Archive Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 4koma, Archive, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Divine Spears Created:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	736285
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? We got more action-packed events than a Ender Dragon rave party!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.

Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”

Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1972	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Votes:	2100
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.