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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1907 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3586 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!