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Minecraft SMP: FinalFantasyCraft

Characters, Clusterfuck, console game, controversial, criticism, design choices, Development, FANTASY, Final Fantasy 15, FinalFantasyCraft, game design, gameplay, japanese, long tail tags, Minecraft, open world, RPG, smoking, smp, Square Enix, Story, video game, WTF

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3175
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

NaziFit Minecraft Server

#workout, anti-semitism, Exercise, extremism, far right, FITNESS, gym, hate group, health, History, Ideology, Lifestyle, Minecraft, national socialist, nazi, NaziFit, physical activity, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Server, totalitarianism, Training, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, a National Socialist worked out today! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Bacon” competition. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Racing League” where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory.

But the real reason to join our server? The National Socialist who works out every day. Rumor has it he can bench press a stack of diamond blocks with ease and has a pet creeper named Klaus. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CharityCraft25

Boundaries, Charity, CharityCraft25, Confrontation, criticism, donation, family, finances, Generosity, income, judgment, personal choice, privacy, relationships, selfish, shopping, sister-in-law, social norms, societal expectations, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own virtual family without any nosy in-laws butting in.

Forget about real-life money woes and donate as much or as little as you want in our virtual donation box. No judgment here, just fun and games!

Who needs a sister-in-law giving you side eye when you can join our server and build your own virtual empire? Say goodbye to awkward family outings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and leave the drama behind!

ZombieApocalypseMC

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, injured, international news, July 8 attack, Killed, mass shooting, russia, Russian attack, Terrorism, terrorism attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world news, Zelensky, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

haha omg u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t believe it!! like, we got over 170 injured players, 37 killed in a crazy russian mass attack on july 8th, zelensky was there too, it was wild!! but don’t worry, it’s all good now and we’re all just having a blast building and surviving together. come join us for some insane fun and chaos, you won’t regret it!! 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

BabySharkCraft

#earworm, Baby Shark, BabySharkCraft, catchy tunes, childhood memories, children’s entertainment, dance challenge, dance craze, family fun, global phenomenon, Internet Sensation, kids music, musical nostalgia, Nostalgia, popular songs, repetitive lyrics, shark song, toddler dance party, toddler tunes, viral songs, YouTube sensation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.

oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.

Welcome to Realmportal, where you can pretend to be a Minecraft wizard fighting mobs and leveling up your RPG skills!

Bedwars, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Fighting, Hardcore, Leveling, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PRETEND, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realmportal, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted, wizard

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Overview
Embark on an epic journey and choose a class with various skills. Level up RPG style and craft hundreds of unique items. Battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an immersive towny experience.
Descend into massive dungeons. Feel the excitement of each battle and the satisfaction of solving each puzzle. Explore detailed rooms for exclusive gear.
Take to the skies flying on dragons and discover dozens of new biomes in the terralith wilderness to build your town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.
Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories to bring your town to life.
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims and lockable containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
Enjoy many QOL features such as player warps, /sethome, /tpa and many others.
Enjoy an immersive experience with new textures, models and sounds, No mods are needed. Simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.
Realmportal has a decade-long online presence, an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We frequently add new updates and value community feedback for content.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join at realmportalmc.xyz

Q: Are there any classes with special skills? A: Yes, you can choose a class with various skills to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server and can easily be undone.

Q: Are there any new biomes to explore? A: Yes, you can discover dozens of new biomes in the terralith wilderness.

Q: How can I engage in the economy on the server? A: You can engage in the economy with player shops, auctions, and functional factories to bring your town to life.

Q: Are there any quality of life features available? A: Yes, you can enjoy features such as player warps, /sethome, /tpa, and many others for a smoother gameplay experience.

Q: Is the server free to play? A: Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

NintenCraft Server

18344, Animal Crossing, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Mario, mario kart, NintenCraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Online Multiplayer, pokemon, retro gaming, Server, super smash bros, Technology, video games, vidya, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted each block with his bare hands while sipping on a potion of invisibility.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive 18344 vidya Nintendo. Legend has it that this majestic beast drops nothing but rare loot and has the power to grant wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftySEKAI Minecraft Server

card stories, CraftySEKAI, Crypton Future Media, current event, Detective Tenma, English version, event stories, FAQ, gacha, hatsune miku, Korea, Leo/need, Minecraft, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, Resources, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, Server, taiwan, translated stories, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, rhythm, and virtual singers galore!

Ever wanted to solve crimes like a pro detective? Well, Detective Tenma is on the case in our server! Help catch the criminal and boost your Pure attribute while you’re at it. Who knew solving crimes could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we’ve got a gacha that will blow your mind! Vanquish evil with our Accomplished Contractors, including Tsukasa, Rui, and Luka. These virtual singers are ready to rock your blocky world!

And if you’re looking for some translated stories to dive into, we’ve got you covered. From Leo’s adventures to MORE MORE JUMP!, there’s a tale for everyone in our server. Plus, don’t miss out on the Wonderlands × Showtime story – it’s a real block-buster!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows what mysteries and rhythm games await you in Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku!

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, break up stories, BreakupCraft, Cheating, communication breakdown, Disrespect, dumped for bad reason, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, failed relationship, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, lack of trust, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationship issues, Server, toxic behavior, unrealistic expectations, worst breakup

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafty20sWasted

20s, career development, Crafty20sWasted, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, life choices, life lessons, missed opportunities, personal growth, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, serious, Time management, wasting time

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

CraftyNukeWars

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNukeWars, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, missile attack, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political decision making, Russian airfields, security measures, strikes, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!