clownhouse – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional
Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?
So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

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SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition
3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus
Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

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SisInLawShowdown Minecraft Server
bedroom makeover, Communication Issues, decorating, family dynamics, Home decor, home improvement, household projects, marital discord, Minecraft, negative attitude, passive aggressive behavior, proving a point, relationship problems, Renovations, seeking validation, sensor lights, Server, SisInLawShowdown, sister-in-law approval, smart home technology, video sharing, wife’s reactions
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the negativity of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a world where your amazing builds are appreciated and praised, unlike the unimpressed wife in this story.
Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.
Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.
Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!

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LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!
adulting, Communication Issues, Laundry, laundry advice, laundry arguments, laundry disagreements, laundry disputes, laundry etiquette, laundry guidance, laundry habits, laundry help, laundry instructions, laundry management, laundry mistakes, laundry organization, laundry solutions, laundry sorting, laundry tips, LaundryNoobGF, Minecraft, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, System, teach
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?
Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?
And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!

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LimblessLad Minecraft SMP
adaptation, anatomy, body modification, body part, coping mechanism, Decision making, hypothetical dilemma, hypothetical scenario, life altering decision, limb removal, LimblessLad, long-term consequences, losing body part, medical question, Minecraft, personal choice, physical disability, physical health, prosthetic limb, sacrifice, self reflection, self-preservation, smp
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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UncancelledCraft
beloved shows, binge-worthy, bring back, bring it back, cancelled shows, cancelled too soon, classic tv, Entertainment, fan favorites., favorite shows, long lost shows, missed shows, must-watch shows, Nostalgia, Popular Shows, Revival, television, TV nostalgia, TV series, uncancelled shows, UncancelledCraft
Are you tired of canceled shows leaving you with unresolved plotlines and unanswered questions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the power to uncancel any show you want! That’s right, just by joining our server, you can bring back your favorite show from the dead and watch as the characters continue their adventures in a parallel universe where cancellations don’t exist. So why settle for disappointing endings when you can join us and create your own happily ever after for your beloved TV series? Join now and let the uncanceling begin!

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DroneDownCraft
aircraft, airspace, attack drone, Belarus, border, Defense, defense protocol, defense system, down, DroneDownCraft, first time, Incident, interception, Military, response, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like belarus vs russia but with DRONES. imagine flying around and shooting down enemy drones with your own epic aircraft. u can be the hero of belarus and save the day from those sneaky russians. join now for the most intense drone warfare you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT.

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BlockySuicideWave
Actor, Anthony Bourdain, BlockySuicideWave, Chef, confusion, death, fashion designer, Grief, Kate Spade, long tail tags, mental health, Robin Williams, Significant, spikes, study, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, US, WAVE
come join our minecraft server and escape the sadness of the real world, where even celebrities can’t handle it anymore! we promise our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your troubles and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and never have to worry about death again. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

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Midnight Apocalypse: Where the Creeper party never stops! 1.20.1 MODS!

1.20.1, Apocalypse, creeper, midnight, Modded, Mods, Party, Stops

Overview of Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 Minecraft Server

Features	Description
World Exploration	Teleport to unexplored locations, use looter mod, craft rockets, and more
New Dimensions	Explore The End, The Nether, Whole Star System, Aether, and more
Leveling and Questing	Unlock abilities, subclasses, and complete custom quests
Rare Mob Encounters	Encounter mobs with varying rarity levels for thrilling challenges
Classes and Races	Choose from unique classes and races with special abilities
Overworld Exploration	Raid dungeons, take down pirates, collect rare items, defeat bosses
Reputation System	Earn or lose reputation points based on your choices and actions
Corpse Management	Recover items and experience from your corpse when you die
Lobby System	Safe area for socializing, trading, and preparing for adventures

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server IP?

The server IP is 51.222.102.67:25578.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in North America.

Is there a Discord for the server?

Yes, you can join the server Discord here.

How old is the map?

The map is almost a month old, and it will expand if players complete challenges and obtain the Coin of Honor.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, blocktopia, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Code, Confidential, Covert, covert message, Cryptic, encrypted, Enigma, hidden message, love, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, No. 83986392, Private, puzzle, secret, Server, undisclosed
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a unicorn into battle against a giant chicken boss, all while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a city built entirely out of blocks where players can trade with villagers, compete in epic parkour challenges, and even ride a rollercoaster made out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).
So if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, then come join us! We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, we can’t wait to see you in our wacky world of wonder! <3

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