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Mom’s Wedding Over Bestie’s: Minecraft Server

best friends, Besties, canceling, Conflict, Cyprus, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, May 2025, Minecraft, moms, mum’s wedding, paid for, partner, planned, relationships, RSVP, Rude, Server, sticking to plans, uk, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	145	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

So, picture this: you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, with weddings on both ends of the spectrum. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special wedding-themed event where you can choose between attending a virtual wedding in the UK or Cyprus. Who needs real-life drama when you can witness blocky love unfold before your very eyes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with teleportation technology that allows you to attend both weddings simultaneously. That’s right, you can be in two places at once and avoid any awkward confrontations with your girlfriend. Who knew Minecraft could solve real-life dilemmas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless in the world of Minecraft!

CraftySILsMasterpiece

artist, CraftySILsMasterpiece, DISCOUNT, family, family peace, hurt feelings, judgment, kitsch, Overpriced, Painting, PROFESSIONAL, Refuse, Rift, sales tactic, SIL, snob, strong-armed, Surprise, tacky painting, WIBTA

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	546

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be strong-armed into buying ugly paintings for $1900!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.

Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyBidenHaters

anti-Biden, anti-establishment fashion, anti-government sentiment, Biden criticism, Biden opposition, controversial fashion, CraftyBidenHaters, Fuck Biden, political activism, political dissent, political expression, political fashion, political memorabilia, political merchandise, political merchandise collection, Political protest, political statement, presidential merchandise, protest accessories, protest gear, swag

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

WarReadyMC Server

Armed Forces, British Army, Conflict prevention, defense alliances, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Global threats, military intelligence, military leadership, Military operations, military preparedness, military technology, military training, national security, Server, strategic planning, uk, war readiness, WarReadyMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where we gotta train for war in three years!!! like the head of the british army is like “yo join this server and get ready to fight, fam” and we all gotta build our bases and gather resources to prepare for battle!!!

but like, instead of guns and tanks, we gotta use swords and bows and arrows and stuff. and there’s gonna be dragons flying around and creepers blowing up everything. it’s gonna be epic, mate.

so come join this server and show off your pvp skills and strategize with your squad. let’s show the world that we’re ready for war, minecraft style!!!

CraftyCreeper: Estonia4Ukraine

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, cooperation, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic support, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Ukraine relations, Estonia4Ukraine, european union, foreign policy, government support, international relations, nato, new PM, political alliance, solidarity, solidarity with Ukraine, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Votes:	2368	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of an entire country? well, this server is supported by estonia and they are gonna support ukraine ‘until victory’ like wut even is that? join this server and be part of the epic battle for victory with estonia by ur side. who knew minecraft could be so political? come join the fun and fight for victory with us!

SunshineCraft: Solar Steam Gen

#sustainability, 3d printing, clean water, climate change adaptation, desalination, Engineering, Environmental Science, evaporation, Gen, heat absorption, innovative technology, renewable energy, scientific research, seawater purification, Solar, solar energy, solar power, solar steam generators, Steam, SunshineCraft, thermal energy, water desalination, water scarcity, water treatment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	118	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have 3D-printed solar steam generators that can turn seawater into purified water! just imagine, you can have an endless supply of clean water while you build your epic minecraft creations. our SSGs absorb sunlight and convert it into thermal energy like magic. the water gets all hot and steamy and then BOOM, it evaporates into pure goodness. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft form. so come on over and join us for some wild water adventures!

Magic Kingdom

Adventure, Alchemy, Castles, Cross-Play, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, Enchantments, FANTASY, fantasy worlds, Kingdoms, magic spells, magical realms, Medieval, mythical creatures, Potions, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sorcery, Spells, Survival, wizards

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mines Excavated:	2032
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to The Magic Kingdom

Embark on an epic adventure in The Magical Realm, the ultimate Minecraft and Discord server where fantasy and wizardry come to life. Here, every corner is steeped in mystery and magic, waiting to be discovered by brave wizards like you.

reinomagico.sytes.net:36636

SiphonMC: Where Earth, Life, Nations, Bosses, and Dungeons collide!

#youtube, Bedrock Java, boss fights, Bosses, collide, conquests, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dungeons, Earth, EXCITEMENT, Free Rank, gear sets, Join, Life, mettle, Nations, Raiding, SiphonMC, smp, Survival, Unique Gear, Unparalleled Minecraft, Usa, Video, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	464
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Minecraft Server: SiphonMC

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features	Survival SMP, Nations Lifesteal, Custom Gear Sets, Progressive Dungeons, Daily Boss Fights
Location	USA
Version	1.21

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Join us today and unlock the excitement that awaits!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net and port 19132 for Bedrock edition. For a detailed video tutorial, you can watch here.

Is there a custom resource pack for the server?

Yes, there is a custom resource pack available that is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft. You can find more information on how to install it on our Wiki page here.

What are some of the features of the server?

Some of the features of SiphonMC include Survival SMP with keep-inventory, Nations Lifesteal for raiding, custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, and daily boss fights for epic loot.

Can I claim a free rank on the server?

Yes, you can claim your free rank by joining the server today. Simply connect to mcf.SiphonMC.net and start exploring the exciting world of SiphonMC.

For more information and updates, you can join our Discord server here.

CopCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, Accountability, American police, brutality, civil rights, COPcraft, Corruption, discrimination, excessive force, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence, Privilege, punishment, racial profiling, random civilians, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being an American police officer! You have the ultimate power to shoot and kill random civilians without any consequences! It’s like playing Cops and Robbers, but with a deadly twist! So come on and join the fun, where you can live out your wildest cop fantasies in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem! Who needs rules and regulations when you have a virtual badge and a pixelated gun? Let the games begin!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	784	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!