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MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	214822
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	548	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9712	Divine Spears Created:	24
Animals Bred:	139	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	9271	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3469	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Potions Brewed:	57
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Votes:	3784	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

GazaGriefGone

gaza, gaza conflict, Gaza military operation, Gaza operation, GazaGriefGone, Hostage, hostage recovery, hostage situation, idf, IDF mission, IDF operation, IDF recovers body, Israeli defense forces, Maya Goren, Maya Goren body, Maya Goren hostage, Middle East conflict, military operation, military rescue, recovers body

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages in gaza!!! u can be a hero just like the idf and save the day!!! build ur own base and defend it from evil mobs just like the idf defends israel!!! come join the fun and be a part of the action!!!

SchooledInFunMC

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, education, Exams, Experience, Friends, Fun, growing up, homework, learning, life lessons, Memories, Milestones, Nostalgia, realization, Routine, School, SchooledInFunMC, teachers, time flies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6271	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Crops Grown:	6197	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.

we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?

BingeCraft: Stroke Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Stroke

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	8316
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW STUDY DAT SHOWS IF U DRINK LOTS U GET A STROKE BUT DONT WORRY U CAN STILL PLAY MINECRAFT AND HAVE FUN WITH US. WE GOT LOTS OF COOL STUFF LIKE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF. JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE STROKE OF LUCK LOL.