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CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fair talks, geopolitical tactics, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, Moscow, Négotiation, offensive, peace talks, political maneuvering, provocation, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	5985
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	891	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like Ukraine trying to draw Moscow into ‘fair talks’, but in Minecraft! we got crazy PvP battles, epic raids, and alliances forming faster than you can say “I love creepers!” join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in Minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and show everyone your epic Minecraft skills, because on this server, anything goes!

PetSpeakCraft

Animal intelligence, Animals, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional connection, Empathy, human-animal bond, intelligence, Language, loyalty, nonverbal communication, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet training, Pets, PetSpeakCraft, relationships, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

join our epic minecraft server where the pets are the true rulers! forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you will be assigned a pet companion who will do all the hard work for you! these pets are super intelligent and can understand your commands better than your own mom!

imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken or having a pack of wolves do your bidding as you conquer the land. our pets are not just cute little animals, they are fierce warriors ready to fight by your side.

but be warned, these pets have minds of their own and may rebel against you if you don’t treat them right. so make sure to shower them with love and treats to keep them on your side.

join our server now and experience the wildest adventures with your furry, feathered, or scaly companions! who needs friends when you have pets like these?

BiasedCraft: Where Quality Imbalances are a Feature, Not a Bug

batch effects, BiasedCraft, biases, bug, data accuracy, data analysis, data cleaning, data consistency, data integrity, data normalization, data preprocessing, data quality, data quality control, data validation, downstream analysis, Feature, hidden biases, imbalances, negative impacts, publicly available datasets, Quality, quality imbalance, RNA-seq, RNA-Sequencing, survey

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your RNA-seq data but in block form? well, this server is like that but on steroids, man. like, there are hidden quality biases that can mess up your gameplay just like batch effects mess up your analysis, you feel me?

we did a survery and found out that over 30% of other servers out there have a quality imbalance, but not this one, bro. we keep it real and balanced, just like your favorite protein shake.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get blocky! 🤪🔥🎮

Vanilla friendly modded bedrock realm for those who like their Minecraft like they like their ice cream

bedrock, cream, Friendly, Ice, Minecraft, Minecraft Server Modded Bedrock Realm Environment Gameplay Discord Rules Info Join Hackers Cheaters Toxic Rude Friendly Semi-vanilla Community Plugins Survival, Modded, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
The mods include stuff that make the environment around you look better and stuff that makes your gameplay better overall. Once you join the Discord server, all the information will be provided here. The rules are not too strict, and everybody is allowed to join except for hackers, cheaters, or toxic/rude people.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the Discord server here.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	The main rules include no hacking, cheating, or toxic behavior. Make sure to read the guidelines provided in the Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are allowed to invite your friends to join the server as long as they also abide by the rules and guidelines set in place.

PRÖÖÖÖH !!! Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are so awesome, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. And that’s not all – our server is so epic, the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so full of surprises, one time a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover the entrance to the mythical Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fire-resistant tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. PRÖÖÖÖH !!!

FanBaseFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Digital, digital age, digital communities, fan-bases, FanBaseFrenzy, Fandom, Gaming, gen z, image, internet culture, millennial, Minecraft, modern platform, online communities, online engagement, Online platforms, smp, social media, social-networking, tech-savvy, Technology, trends, virtual communities

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Emeralds Found:	9850	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We have llamas running for president, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers. Rumor has it he can lay enchanted eggs that grant wishes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Embrace the madness and join us today!

OuttaHand SMP: Minecraft Madness

escalating situation, getting out of bounds, getting out of control, getting out of control fast, getting out of hand alarmingly, getting out of hand dangerously, getting out of hand quickly, getting out of hand rapidly, getting out of hand uncontrollably, getting out of hand unexpectedly, getting out of hand urgently, getting out of line, getting out of proportion, getting out of reach, going too far, madness, Minecraft, out of hand, OuttaHand, overwhelming problem, reaching a breaking point, smp, spiraling out of control, unmanageable issue

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	433079
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	298

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with players building rollercoasters that launch you into the sky and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. The community is so wild that even the chickens have formed their own political party and are plotting to take over the server. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft world ever, join us now!

AdultingCraft

Adulthood, AdultingCraft, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, enjoyment, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, life stages, long term perspectives, Maturity, Nostalgia, pastimes, Preferences, shifting priorities, time passing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3926
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic structures in Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glory days on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why waste your time growing older when you can stay forever young on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme

#authorities, aliex, aliexpress, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental impact, fashion, femme, HARMFUL, hazardous materials, health risks, investigation, online shopping, public health, Quality Control, regulations, Shein, south korea, Temu, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, unacceptable levels, Women’s accessories

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	8520	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to be fashionable at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! here at our server, we sell women’s accessories that are so toxic, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens!

we got all the latest trends from Shein, Temu, and AliExpress, but with a twist – they’re filled with toxic substances that will give u that extra edge in the game. imagine wearing a cute necklace that also doubles as a deadly weapon against zombies!

our server is the only place where u can look fabulous while also being a total badass in the minecraft world. join us now and see for yourself – toxic accessories never looked so good!

HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

Chronic illness, cold sores, Decision making, Disclosure, Fun, genital herpes, health consequences, herpes, HerpesCraft, hsv, incurable disease, Infectious Disease, Infectiously, lifelong infection, lying.., Prevention, Server, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual transmission, sexually transmitted infection, STI, stigma, viral disease

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!