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Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

BlockyBaeBreakup

BlockyBaeBreakup, Boyfriend, Caretaker, dementia, Disappointment, Empathy, family, fear, firm, Guilt, long-distance relationship, Meeting, moving out, Promise, resignation, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, sick grandma, Trapped, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	497	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your caregiving responsibilities behind!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!

And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

burned out, BurntOutPolitician, clip, comedy, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, funny, GUARANTEED, hilarious, humor, internet, LAUGH, meme, Minecraft, Relief, satire, smp, social media, trending, us politics, Video, viral

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Punchline

clever comeback, clever diss, clever insult, clever insult ideas, clever insult without bad language, clever insult without cursing, clever insult without profanity, clever insult without swearing, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, creative insult ideas, insult, insult without swearing, non-offensive insult, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, PIXEL, PUNCHLINE, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

smp.me

Community, Community vote, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 16 years or older.
What kind of plugins are used?	Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more.
Are there any donator perks with advantages?	No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.

MysticCraftRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, album, boy band, celebrity fans, Concert, Dance, Entertainment, fan base, Fandom, favorite artists, favorite group, girl group, groupies, IDOLS, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music lovers, MysticCraftRealm, Performances, pop culture, songs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	1968
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got pigs that can fly! Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And not just that, we also have llamas that spit fireballs like they’re straight outta a dragon’s mouth! It’s like a crazy circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures ever!

CakeDramaCraft

action, AITAH, anger, Apology, Birthday, brother, CakeDramaCraft, Communication, family, Father, high school student, hurt feelings, MONEY, OFFENDED, ownership, relationship, sharing, Siblings, stupid cake, telling off, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of your family stealing your cake and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server where you can bake all the cakes you want without anyone stealing a single crumb! No more arguments over who ate the last piece, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the biggest cake castle!

Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!

So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

CraftyIntroverts

breaking out of comfort zone, building relationships, conquering fears, CraftyIntroverts, expanding social circle, introverted socializing, Introverts, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting new people, networking, overcoming shyness, personal growth, pushing boundaries, self improvement, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, socializing as an introvert, stepping out of comfort zone, stepping out of shell., trying new things

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	581
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a social hermit in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for introverts to break out of their comfort zones and meet new people!

Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.

Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!

Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women

Average, Conflict, Crisis, Decrease, Drop, gaza, Gaza Strip, health, humanitarian, Impact, indirect effects, Life, life expectancy, Men, MIDDLE EAST, missing people, mortality, statistics, Strip, study, Trauma, War, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runes Activated:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, loot chests, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Player Shops, PvP, pvp arena, PvP battles, resource packs, Roleplay, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition using the URL mc.bucketry.net:19132

Q: Are there custom quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers quests that are designed to pull you into the story and offer rewards and a sense of progress and purpose.

Q: Can I build and customize my gear on the server?

A: Yes, you can forge weapons and armor with hundreds of custom enchantments to make them unique to you.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, you can claim land to build your empire or home base, defend it, grow it, and recruit creatures to keep it safe.

Q: How deep are the farming, mining, and fishing systems on the server?

A: The systems go deeper than the basics, offering rare crops, legendary fish, and goals worth chasing.

Q: Can I participate in treasure hunts and uncover hidden rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are treasure hunts and hidden rewards to explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you an edge.

Q: Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can run a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks in a community where every trade matters.

Q: Can I join community events and team challenges on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers community events and team challenges for players to join and have fun together.

Q: Are there streamlined systems in place to optimize gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, systems like storage and crafting have been optimized to allow players to spend more time adventuring and less time managing inventory.

Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

1.20.2, alternative career paths, changing industries, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate failure, corpotubing, gradual decline, Independent Success, indie, indie success, massive yabs, not with a bang but a whimper, profit vs passion, profitable option, quitting corporate, slow decline, talent drain, talent realization, talents slowly quitting, the way the world ends, whimpers, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.