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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 783 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
