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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
