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  • Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

    Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5486
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Farms Harvested: 553 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

    Name Serenity SMP
    Server Type Bedrock Survival
    IP Address serenitysmp.online
    Port 19132

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

    Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

    A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

    Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

    Q: What is the community like on the server?

    A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

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  • OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9506
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ores Mined: 9702
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

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    Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

    Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

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  • ”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

    ”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 805
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 278 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

    2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

    3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

    4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

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  • LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

    LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4592
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mines Excavated: 2458
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

    Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

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  • GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

    GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3753
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9172 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

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    come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

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  • CraftyART Minecraft Server

    CraftyART Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9586
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 New Chunks Explored: 726377
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 925
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

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    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

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  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1062
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9947
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 483
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7758 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 851
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

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