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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3628 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)