cliptype=health & family Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

#youtube, Bijou, BUILD, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, GemCraft, general, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, LAUGH, Links, lol, merch, Music, Newpebble guide, Next stream, Previous Stream, Report, rock on, shorts, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

ConsoleCraft, consoles, Directory, Game, LITERALLY, lol, long trail, Open, playable, Side, tags, Unplayable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mines Excavated:	2808
Emeralds Found:	2902	Love Letters Sent:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Animals Bred:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

blocky, consequences, court system, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal penalties, endermen, fines, judicial system, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal proceedings, legal punishment, legal repercussions, Legal System, Life, Pay, penalties, punishment, punishment guidelines, sentences, sentencing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Dragon Eggs Found:	3155	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	104	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

#youtube, banned, Chud, CHUD COMMONWEALTH, compatibility, Conflicts, CRAZE, fallout 4, fallout community, Fallout gameplay, fallout mods, gameplay, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod, moddb, modding, modlist, Nexus, questionable changes, review, Video

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

LightVsL_MinecraftMadness

Anime, battle, Cat and mouse, Character development, complex, death note, Defeat, detective, dislike, fan opinion, intelligence, Justice, l.., Light, LightVsL_MinecraftMadness, mind games, near.., overcomplicate, Rivalry, storytelling, strategy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	816146	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Join our server where we make things as complicated as a Death Note plot twist! We promise you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through mind-bending challenges and puzzles that even L would struggle to solve. Say goodbye to Near and hello to a world of insanity and fun! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart even the most cunning of players. Let the games begin!

Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adult, Adventure, big boobs, big tits, big titty, Busty, busty ex, busty girl, Chat, curvy, ex, flirt, flirtation, hot, kik, lovebigboobs25, message me, Minecraft, Naughty, Pixilated, seductive, sexting, Sexy, titties, Tnt, Ultimate

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare mobs and treasures beyond their wildest dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a unicorn or two!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like in a chest full of diamonds!