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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4494 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).
Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.
So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!