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Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

big companies, career advancement, career development, Challenges, ChaosCraft, chaotic, chaotic company, Company, company culture, company hierarchy, corporate chaos, corporate culture, learnin, learning experience, lessons learned, office politics, organizational structure, personal growth, professional experience, Professional Growth, smp, toxic work environment, work environment, work ethic, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4416
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5522	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

anti consumer, blu, Blu-ray, compromise, Computer, Digital, Disk, distributors, Download, external drive, games, INFORMATION, internet, invented, laser, mega HD, Minecraft, online requirements, physical media, RAY, Readers, smp, Traditional

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	945076	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	195	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9545	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Farms Harvested:	130

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, chief, chiefs, dreams, Edition, envy, fanatics, FANTASY, football, GOD, kansas city, longing, Minecraft, NFL, NFL fans, smp, sports, sports enthusiasts, ultimate goal, wish, Wishful thinking, xisters

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!