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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4665
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1628
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3102
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1152
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1543
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 271 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1403
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1020
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 223
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3661
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 8211 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1990
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

    Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 6753
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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  • Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

    Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8531
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

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