WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4992	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

BlockPartyHaters

acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, tolerance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7025

Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

apology gift cards, ApologyCraft, compensation, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrike outage, customer satisfaction, customer service, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, gift card program, global tech outage, incident response, IT issues, Minecraft, network security, Server, Software company, software outage, tech company, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained, counterterrorism measures, detained, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, EU, extremism, foreign interference, FSB agents, government response, intelligence agencies, international relations, law enforcement, national security, political tensions, security threats, Surveillance, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Ukraine, undercover operations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

additional days lived without dementia, Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, Craft, dementia prevention, dementia risk, elderly care, healthcare advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurology, public health, recombinant shingles vaccination, reduction in dementia diagnoses, sharp, shingles vaccine, ShingleShotCraft, stay, vaccination benefits, vaccine study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay

Bases, battle, captain, Capture, Civ, Discord, Event, Faction, fraction, Gods, Ip:, item, lives, Magic, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raid, Roleplay, saturday, Server, Side, snails, TEAM, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

World	Fractions	Event	Date
Split into two fractions	Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath	Defend magical items, go to war	This Saturday

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.

What is the objective of the event?

Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.

Can players request more lives during the event?

Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.

When is the event taking place?

The event will be happening this Saturday.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C

LandSwap Minecraft Server

ancestral land, connection to land, cultural displacement, displacement grief, displacement trauma, emotional impact, emotional turmoil, feeling abandoned, feeling replaced, feeling uprooted, feelings of displacement, home being taken, identity crisis, land confiscation, land ownership, land rights, LandSwap, losing heritage, Minecraft, sense of betrayal, sense of injustice, sense of loss, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.

If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate/Grand Order NA!

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, Chaos, Crafting, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FateGrand, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Materials Spreadsheet, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Rateups, Raw Database, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, smp, summon

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to summon Arctic Summer World creatures like Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) and Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) – they’ll bring the heat to your Minecraft adventures!

But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!

And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyLoveDrama

assets protection, BlockyLoveDrama, combined finances, family growth, fiancée, Financial Advice, financial decision, high rates, home equity loan., house purchase, marital home, Marriage, million dollar house, ownership inclusion, premarital asset, sensitive situation, stock portfolio, student loans, Surgeons, title ownership

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing the ownership of virtual houses just like in real life! Join us and experience the thrill of splitting expenses with your fellow players based on how much they make in-game.

Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!

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