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CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	575994
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial topics, cultural insensitivity, DELICIOUS, discrimination, ethnic slurs, Filthy jews, Goyim, Hate Speech, inflammatory remarks, jewish cannibalism, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, slaves, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, TASTES, Xenophobia, zogchow

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

attraction, attractive man, campus, Chad, Chads, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating preferences, emotional connection, lonely guy, love, Minecraft, personal growth, positive experiences, rejection, relationships, romantic interest, self worth, self-esteem boost, Server, Shack, social dynamics, social interactions, Social Skills

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	84
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

alg, Augment Guide, August Von Parseval, Azur, azur lane, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dangerous Inventions, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, general, Giulio Cesare META, Guild Spreadsheet, Hatsuzuki ASMR, Houshou META, Lane, Lore, Mary Celeste, Minecraft, Nagato META, pvp guide, Secrets, Ship Tier List, Sleeping wear skins, smp, SR Kotegawa Yui, SR Sairenji Haruna, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, Story summary, Suffren party dress skin, To Love Ru collab, Ulrich schoolgirl, Voroshilov, Weser maid skin, Wiki, Yorktown

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Potions Brewed:	98
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

clarification, clarification needed, confusion, EXPLAIN, Explanation, Help, inquiring, Lost, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Need Help, perplexed, puzzled, question.., seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking explanation, seeking guidance, seeking information, Server, Uncertain, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Items Found:	1584	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime fans, Anime Series, COSPLAY, Epic, Fandom, favorite characters, japanese animation, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese pop culture, Japanese style, Kawaii, KEI, Keis, Kurei, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	1401	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

celebrate, Closure, crime, Criminals., Dead, death penalty, Ethics, Justice, Karma, Minecraft, morality, Party, punishment, rapists, Retribution, Revenge, satisfaction, Server, society, Time, Vengeance, Victims, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	198
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

ASEAN, Asian cuisine, culture, DELICIOUS, dessert, edish, exotic flavors, Food, indulgence, Indulgent, japanese snacks, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Pocky Sunday, popular snacks, Server, SNACKS, Southeast Asia, sweet treats, Tasty, travel, Treats, unique flavors

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

Anons, ANONYMOUS, approaching end, Bonding, celebration, Community, countdown, Edition, end of month, final days, Game, general, hanging out, last hours, Milking, Minecraft, no nut november, November, November challenge, nut, participants, porn, smp, support group, Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!