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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3986 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!