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CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	293828	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	118	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	6873
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	9674
Dragon Eggs Found:	9372	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	7118	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Void Gems Collected:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨