RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9635	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, apply, Builders, Community, Competition, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Guidelines, Minecraft, Mods, Quirm, rules, SEASON 2, Server, smp, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Quirm SMP

Server Overview:

Server Specs	64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
Experience proximity chat gameplay!
This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 17 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Info:

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
Weekly events & Border expansion.

Apply Now!

Apply here

Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	275	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dietary restrictions, disordered eating, Disrespect, emotional triggers, Fairness, food fights, frugality, groceries, HangryCraft, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodivergence, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Server, shared meals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8050	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	346	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	4291
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9858
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

AlmostDieCraft

AlmostDieCraft, brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying, escaping death, facing mortality, grateful for a second chance, harrowing experience, heart-pounding escape, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-changing event, life-saving moment, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, Near Death Experience, Survival, thankful for survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered

arms stockpiles, arms trafficking, Cache, Conflict, CREEPERS, Discovered, hezbollah, Hezbollah weapons, Insurgency, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, militant groups, Military, peacekeeping missions, security council, security threat, Terrorism, UN peacekeepers, UN peacekeeping, united nations, Weapons Caches

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!

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