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Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	7826
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	4297
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	7081	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Animals Bred:	112	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6964	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Votes:	5759
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Items Found:	1699	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	1986
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2200
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5085	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5496
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.