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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4914 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 56 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!