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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2561 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nerissa, a mystical being who can grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? You got it. The possibilities are endless.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident drunk whores – I mean, married sisters. They may be a little wild, but they sure know how to throw a party. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything.
