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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1358 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!