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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5280 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.
Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, 
