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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and turn zombies into unicorns. they rode off into the sunset on a giant chicken, laughing maniacally as they conquered the land.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us! we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again. plus, our moderators are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why people who own 7-Eleven must have been relieved that the tragedy of September 11th didn’t occur two months earlier. wait, what? just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
