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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9450 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5416 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
