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CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Votes:	1187
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4790
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4629	Farms Harvested:	720

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	592
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	63508	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

action, beautiful animation, Character development, Coming of Age, cute, Dark, Drama, emotional, existential crisis, FANTASY, Gems, GEMSTONES, Houseki no Kuni, intriguing plot twists, Land, Loneliness, Minecrafthouseki, Mystery, Philosophical, Phosphophyllite, Self Discovery, Suffering, unique concept

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9701	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!