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OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5892	Magic Items Found:	2037
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Farms Harvested:	796	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

belief system, Christianity, Church, collide, Community, contemporary issues, creeper, cultural shift, Ethics, FAITH, HOLY, Minecraft, modern world, Moral values, post-Christian, Religion, religious identity, religious institutions, religious practices, secularism, societal norms, spiritual growth, spirituality, traditional values

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

anger, anger towards church, anger towards mom, atheism, BETRAYAL, blasphemy, blocky, Church, Deception, disbelief, false beliefs, family, Frustration, Fun, GOD, lol, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, morning, Religion, Resist, scam victims, SCAMMERS, stupid mom, Worship

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3692	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

barbarian nation, blackened heart, Church, closed wall gardens, conquering lands, Crafty, CREW, cringe, discussion board, Edgy, Free Access, Helpful, hilarious, Honest, judgment, neuroatypical, open source, positivity, pretentious, proselytizing, schizophrenia, social network, society, sterile, trump, Unethical, victimized, Weirdly

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind the closed wall gardens of society, where you don’t even need a phone number to register – because who needs that kind of restriction in a virtual world?

Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.

Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.

So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	1399	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

Crafty Creeper Server: ‘Bomb Israel?’

Bomb, Bombing, Carpet bombing, children, Church, Confrontation, Corpses, Crafty, creeper, gaza, Homes, Hospital, Illegal nation, Israel, JEWPAC money, National level, offices, Public, rubble, sand, Server, US Politicians

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as explosive as a bomb? Look no further! Join our server where Gazans return to neighborhoods where hospitals have been bombed…by creepers! Thousands of corpses of children are plowed into makeshift piles of sand and rubble…to build epic sandcastles!

With 381 bodies recovered, many others crushed beyond recognition – but hey, that’s just how we roll in this server! It’s time to start carpet bombing Israel…with TNT! Stop or face consequences on a personal and national level…in the game of Minecraft, of course.

US Politicians who have accepted JEWPAC money need to be confronted in public, at their offices, and homes, and at church…in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for explosive fun and outrageous adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the blast radius of a TNT block)!

The EpicCraft Project

adventure mode, building, Castle, Church, Community, design, Discord, EpicCraft Project, Farms, history books, Items, Massive, Mega, mega base, Megabuild, Minecraft, Network, Project, Resources, Server, Sorting, Storage, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Votes:	8640
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

“There was an idea, to bring together a group of remarkable people, to see if we could become something more…”

Hello. My name is Nie_Longbottom and I am the owner of EpicCraft. I’ve played Minecraft for the last 10 years and for as long as I can remember I’ve been obsessed with building big builds.

My goal with this server is for us to work together on one massive project, and to have fun in survival Minecraft along the way of course!

What it is I am planning is on massive mega base. I would like to build EVERY farm that can be built surrounding or within a central building. something along the lines of a massive church or castle. Every farm must blend in with its surrounding and all builds suited to the build style. All farms will feed into one massive central storage area capable of sorting every item in the game. All item’s will flow into the sorting area via some sort of network that will allow you to see all the items flow in from all the various farms. The server will be in adventure mode for all players at first. This is so all players can come and view the world and enjoy the grand scale of the project. However should you wish to join the server to help out by gathering resources or by helping with the design and build process you can apply for survival permission on are discord.You can also find out more information and ask any questions and give suggestions on our discord discord.gg/RKp8G2cbFK

It is hard to put into words that I have planned but I hope you get the idea, and I welcome any and wall help and suggests you can give me so that we can achieve my goal and cement our plan somewhere in the Minecraft history books forever

the_epiccraft_project.apexmc.co

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	180	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	241	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	6179
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Farms Harvested:	813
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!