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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Animals Bred: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
