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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5779 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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