chronicles of the martial god&# Minecraft Servers

ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crops Grown:	5503

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	7729
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7563	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Magic Items Found:	8057
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8294	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9927
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Votes:	179

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!