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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4038 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!
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