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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7128 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 71242 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
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