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1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

Crafty Krauts

Berlin Wall, Crafty, culture, DDR, deutsch, deutschland, east germany, germany, History, Krauts, Language, Ostalgie, Ostberlin, Ostdeutsche, Ostdeutsche Ausgabe, Ostdeutschland, Ostdeutschlandgeschichte, Ostküste, Ostpolitik, Ostpreußen, Ostsee, reunification

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Potions Brewed:	132	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	205	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Items Found:	2538	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blocky, Boobs, creeper, cuddles, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, Feminist critique, feminist themes, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Misogyny, representation, sexism, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, Strong Women, women in media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	4001	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

appreciation, Baltic languages, Baltic region, blocked, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign language, global perspective, Language, language learning, Listen, listening skills, Lithuanians, Multiculturalism, Respect, speak, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

Crafty, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiNerds, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!