Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like finding the oldest written record of Jesus Christ’s childhood but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of building epic churches and walking on virtual water like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might find the Holy Grail made out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, fam!
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ChristCraft Minecraft Server
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition
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Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP
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So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!