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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1665 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6173 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.