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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2380	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2401

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Dimension Hops:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Crops Grown:	8492	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8542
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	8779	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4472	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!