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Reprogram My Life Minecraft SMP

choose language, choose program, coding, debugging, document progress, dubs, Improvement, Life, Minecraft, multi year endeavor, now and then, Overhaul, programming, project management, redesign, reprogram, rewrite program, Scratch, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Trips, Updates

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic one out there!

Join us as we embark on a multi-year endeavor to rewrite the entire Minecraft program from scratch. That’s right, we’re going to completely revamp the game and make it our own!

But that’s not all – during our program trips, we’ll randomly choose a language to code in. One day we could be coding in Pig Latin, and the next day we could be coding in Klingon!

And don’t worry, we’ll document our progress every now and then so you can see just how insane and hilarious our coding adventures are. So come join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	6131
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Emeralds Found:	3943
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	4091
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	2306

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3857	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3660	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crops Grown:	5867	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	789
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny anecdotes, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, humiliating experiences, public embarrassment, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	5517

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).