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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 613 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
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But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).
So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!