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SwordBalladMC Server

angel, Daily Re:Zero, demi-humans, Demon, Demon’s Sword Ballad, great war, Heart, Hero, Kenki Koiuta, legendary swordsman, Lugnica, Manga, novel, ReZero, Server, Sword Demon, SwordBalladMC, troll, Wilhelm Trias, WN chapter, woman he loved

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can live out the epic tale of the Sword Demon falling in love with an angel. Witness the legendary swordsman, Wilhelm Trias, as he battles against royal military forces and demi-humans in a war of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Don’t feed the troll on our server, just ignore them and focus on discussing the novel and manga that inspired our crazy storyline. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find your own angel to fall in love with along the way!

LeashlessLunatic on Minecraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, Betrayed, Confused, devastated, emotional, Empty, heartbroken, hurt, leash, LeashlessLunatic, lonely, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing, no psychos, psychos, sad, SEARCHING, smp, tfw, what to do

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no psychos to hold your leash? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be surrounded by a group of absolute lunatics who will make your gaming experience unforgettable. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos! Who needs sanity anyway?

TechAddictMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, convenience, Daily Life, dependence, devices, efficiency, ESSENTIAL, Evolution, Gadgets, Impact, Improvement, innovation, internet, Modern Living, necessity, productivity, smartphones, smp, TechAddictMC, Technology, transformation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the Willy Wonka factory of technology! We’ve got flying pigs that deliver your items straight to your base, diamond armor that gives you the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes, and even a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day long. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

CreeperCrazeCraft

#family rituals, beloved rituals, beloved traditions, cherished family traditions, cherished practices, cherished rituals, CreeperCrazeCraft, cultural practices, familial customs, family traditions, Family Values, long-standing customs, odd traditions, quirky habits, quirky traditions, special traditions, strange traditions, treasured rituals, unconventional traditions, unique customs, unusual traditions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6104
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life.

Our server is like a wacky family reunion where everyone has their own unique traditions. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One of our most cherished traditions is the annual “Pig Racing Derby,” where players saddle up their favorite porkers and race through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights. It may sound strange to outsiders, but trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of pig racing, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover a new tradition that will become your favorite part of the game!

YachtCrash Minecraft Server

accident, billionaire, Celebrity, Coast, collision, Damage, exclusive, expensive, Incident, insurance, italy, luxury, Maritime, Mediterranean, Mega Yachts, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Server, Wealthy, YachtCrash, Yachting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	9264	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1508
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3069	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3556	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	73239
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?