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WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7530
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Enchantments Applied:	78
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	6719	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.