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Phone with cz Minecraft SMP Guys

Agreement, agreement reached, Business, Cheese, cheese supplier, chink, collaboration, Communication, cz, dairy products, Deal, discussion, entrepreneur, guys, Minecraft, Négotiation, opportunity, Partnership, Phone, phone call, smp, Supply, Support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Guys, listen up! I just had a chat with our new business partner, CZ. He’s hooking us up with ALL the cheese we need for our epic cheese empire on the server. And let me tell you, this guy is a total chink (in a good way, of course)! Join our SMP and become a cheese tycoon with us. Who knew cheese could be so lucrative in Minecraft? Let’s make this server the cheesiest place to be! 🧀🧀🧀

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

#youtube, archival, Birthday Calendar, BLOCK, bonanza, Clips, Community, indie, japanese, Koikatsu, lig, Mania, Minecraft, non-English, Party, Russian, Shill, Stream, tiermaker, twitch, Viewers, Vip, virtual, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	380511	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4832	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a community where anything is possible, where pigs fly and trees talk? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where the countdown to shutting down Palworld is in full swing!

Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	211	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

Character, cognitive function, controversial proposal., diamonds, drug development, Drugs, ethical considerations, Faster, funding priorities, government funding, governmentfunded, Healthcare, intelligence quotient, invention, iq, mandatory medication, Masturbation, Medical research, medication, mental health, Minecraft, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, public health, societal impact

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8852	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

PancakeCraft – Serving up the best way to make good pancakes in Minecraft!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4265	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have created their own pancake recipes using in-game ingredients like wheat, milk, and eggs. Experiment with different combinations and see if you can craft the most delicious pancakes in the virtual world. Who knew that pancake-making could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join us and start flipping those virtual pancakes today!