Chinaman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oh No No No No No No No No No Changed Xisters Minecraft SMP – What Is This??

artist gallery, CHANGED.., CHANGEDXISTERS, Chinaman, Colin, controversial, Dragonsnow, explicit content, Furaffinity, furarchiver, furarchiver.net, Furry, gooner, Minecraft, Minors, OHNONONONNNONNONONONNONONO, pedophile, rape, Sexualization, shotacon, smp, Transfur, weird fetishes, xisters

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Farms Harvested:	347	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never mention the chinaman gooner furry Dragonsnow! Trust us, you do not want to know what he’s up to on his furaffinity page. But if you’re feeling brave, we have the full uncensored log available for your viewing pleasure on furarchiver.net. Just be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart.

Join us on this wild adventure where we defend against shotacon, embrace our inner furries, and explore the strange and twisted world of “Changed”. Who knew a game could sexualize children and involve such weird fetishes? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2146
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	121
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	6381
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8070
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	857

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5706	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	9906	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).