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MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

aita, bare minimum, Cancer, comfort, decision, Diagnosis, family, Funeral, Girlfriend, Grief, guilt trip, Hasty, Minecraft, MumzFuneral, partner, passed away, relationship, selfish, Server, Support, Treatment, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

PuppyPottyPlunder

Apartments, Backlash, bathroom, Business, City area, classist, Dogs, fenced off, grassy area, landscapers, pet owners, pick up after your dog, prejudice, public space, PuppyPottyPlunder, renters, RESPONSIBILITY, Shit, Signage, social media, Urban

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BeliefCraft

belief change, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BeliefCraft, Beliefs, changing beliefs, critical thinking, disbelief, disbelief in certain ideas, evolving beliefs, letting go, letting go of old beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, reevaluating beliefs, self reflection, skepticism

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7389	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of believing in boring stuff like gravity and the tooth fairy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we don’t believe in anything! That’s right, we’re a server full of non-believers who think the world is flat and that diamonds are actually made of cheese. Join us for a wacky adventure where pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. So if you’re ready to let go of reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and absurdity, then this is the server for you!

MuskCraft: Democracy Threatened!

activism, billionaire, controversy, criticism, Democracy, extremism, far right, germany, Government, influence, Musk, MuskCraft, polarization, Politics, power, public opinion, Scholz, social media, society, Support, threat, threatened

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Towns Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures and da most insane builds u ever seen.

we gotz a story where elon musk joined and started building rocket ships to fly to mars in minecraft. but den, outta nowhere, a bunch of far-right aliens attacked and tried to take over da server.

but dont worry, we gotz u covered with our epic mods and admins who will protect u from any crazy threats. join now and be part of da most wild and wacky minecraft server out there. u wont regret it, trust me.

CraftyLove: Travel, Movies, & Dining

Consumption, CraftyLove, Dining, dining out, experiential purchases, gender differences, image, joint consumption, material purchases, Men, movies, practical image, Preferences, relational satisfaction, relationships, romantic relationships, satisfaction, study, travel, Traveling, warmth, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Votes:	8486	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Men, let me tell you something. If you want to impress your girl and keep that relationship spicy, you gotta join this server. We got all the experiential purchases you could ever dream of – traveling to different biomes, watching epic movies in our virtual theater, and dining out at the fanciest pixelated restaurants. Your girl will be swooning in no time!

And ladies, if you want to show off your practical side while still looking hot, then this server is for you. We’ve got all the material purchases you could ever want to make your Minecraft character look like a boss. From designer armor to blinged-out weapons, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Elysian-MC

Economy, Factions, FTB, Multiplayer Survival Creative PvP Adventure Economy Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Parkour Quests Mods Plugins Custom Community Exploration Building Events Bosses Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7272
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Enchantments Applied:	276	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

A Two Joe’s + A Shmoe’s Server, Here To Eliminate Abusive Admins, And Create The Elysian Gaming Empire Everyone Deserves.

Ranks, Kits, Factions, And More! Come Join

51.79.44.14:25574

MineBeach

AGGRESSIVE, alliances, Bedwars, combat-based challenges, competitive elements., Cross-Play, destroy, Economy, Events, gaming experience, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, MineBeach, Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Protect, PvP, Rivalries, Server, strategic combat, Survival, team-based

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.

In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.

With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.

play.minebeach.fun:19132

Wild West Wanderers 1.21

betabuxx, burn out whores, church clothes, Conservatives, cowboy clothes, physical work, regret, retarded faggots, sundresses, trad women, Wanderers, West, Wild, WOMAN

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have so many trad women building cowboy churches in sundresses, it’s like a beta cuck’s dream come true! You won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re a burn out liberal whore looking for a betabuxx. It’s like reality is questioning itself, but in a hilarious way!

MomSnapperCraft

abusive household, adulting, Boundaries, candy control, cavities, concern for health, controlling behavior, cravings, dentist visit, disability, family dynamics, grocery store, living arrangements, making decisions, MomSnapperCraft, parental relationships, recovering alcoholic, smoking, snapping at my mom, Tension

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	287	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	375345

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

digital libraries, educational websites, free apps, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music downloads, free software, free stock photos, free templates, free tools, free trials, FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, online courses, online forums, open source resources, podcasts, smp, streaming services, virtual events, Webinars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8811	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!