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Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	398248
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	6210
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4021	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”