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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8936
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2860
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 9451
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 61633
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 60
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

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    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4905
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 699
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Animals Bred: 130 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crops Grown: 2869
    Mines Excavated: 3840 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 9885
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1805
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Mines Excavated: 3319 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9082
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 492 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Items Found: 5170
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

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  • SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

    SoloCraft: No Help Needed!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8126
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

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