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‘Throne and Liberty General – Minecraft SMP’

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more builds than a village full of villagers, and more updates than a redstone contraption on steroids.

Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our database is so extensive, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover.

Choose your server wisely – whether you’re in the NA East with Lottie and the <menhera club>, or in the EU with Kazar and the <Pettanko>, password 555444 (because who needs boring passwords?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Bong Bros Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Bong, Bongbros, bros, Chants, coping mechanisms, dark comedy, dark humor, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, funny, gallows humor, humor, Minecraft, nuclear war, nukes, Preparation, resilience, Server, Survival, survival skills, uncertainty

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2722	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	6793	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

Monitor vs TV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato screen? Do you want to experience the game in all its blocky glory? Then join our epic Minecraft SMP where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. With gaming monitors that have refresh rates faster than a creeper explosion, you’ll never miss a beat. Plus, our monitors are spyware-free, so you can mine those diamonds in peace.

Forget about playing on a TV like a noob. Our SMP is where the real gamers gather to build, mine, and prank each other with TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to the Dragon Slaying edition of our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have actual dragons in the game that you can slay for epic loot! And by epic loot, I mean diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies.

2. Our server is so intense that it’s like playing a 3D Hentai game, but with blocky graphics and pixelated characters. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

3. If you’re into RPGs, then you’ll love our server. We have quests, dungeons, and a whole world to explore filled with hidden treasures and dangerous monsters. It’s like being the hero in your very own video game.

4. Need a break from all the dragon slaying and questing? No problem! We have a special area on the server where you can relax and play Violated Heroine, the ultimate H-Action game. Just be prepared for some steamy encounters with NPCs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventure of your life. Just remember, things that don’t belong here include fetish discussions outside of video games, visual novels, and non-Japanese games. Let’s slay some dragons and have a blast!

Is my gf a throat GOAT? Minecraft SMP

Communication, deep throat, Girlfriend, Goat, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner, relationship, satisfaction, satisfaction in bed, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual performance, sexual prowess, sexual satisfaction, smp, Throat, throat game, throat goat, throat skills, Trust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	2790
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out if your girlfriend is a throat GOAT…because why not add a little drama to your Minecraft experience?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. From building a giant statue of a potato to hunting down a mythical creature known as the Chicken King, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for our legendary PvP battles. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples…or maybe just a pat on the back. Either way, it’s worth it for the bragging rights alone.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

OccultKingdom Minecraft server

Ambitions, armor stands, Builder, Discord, donation, host, King, merchant, Minecraft, OccultKingdom, Plasmo Voice, Play, Plugins, questionnaire, rp, Server, Skills, Survival, Trust, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253

SEASON 1 starts today! 06.11.2024?

? [OK] — Occult Kingdom RP – vanilla minecraft server for comfortable play with friends. Here you will have the chance to become the best builder, merchant, or even king!

Can you earn the trust of other players? It all depends only on you, your skills and ambitions!⚔️

? Why is it worth playing on our server?

We have a high-quality host without lags, there are plugins that do not kill vanilla, such as: Plasmo Voice (for communication in the game), customizable stands for armor with hands. Also, there is no donation and all players are on the same level.

__We don’t have creativity, fly, teleportation, private,__ only vanilla survival!?

? How to start playing?

It’s very simple, just fill out a mini-questionnaire in our discord server, and within a few minutes you will have the opportunity to play on the server! ☕️

95.216.88.232:25700

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

F-List Minecraft SMP General #6935

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we focus on creating character profiles and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with.

Join us if you’re tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience and want to dive into a world of kinks and depravity that will make your head spin. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our community is always ready to schizopost and discuss their wildest kinks.

Forget about creepers and zombies, the real monsters on our server are the ones hiding in the shadows with their twisted fantasies. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner freak and explore a world of erotic roleplaying like never before, join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride. Just watch out for that dude who’s a total faggot, he’s always causing trouble.

Crying Screaming Depression Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping mechanisms, crying, depression, Despair, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self-care, Server, support system, Tears, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to cry and scream in depression? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be crying tears of joy and screaming with excitement!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft)! Our community is so wild and wacky, you’ll never have a dull moment.

And if you ever feel down, don’t worry – our resident clown will be there to cheer you up with hilarious jokes and pranks. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft – it’s time to embrace the chaos and have the time of your life!

Clean Loser Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who take losing in a virtual block game WAY too seriously! Join us if you want to witness epic meltdowns over a pixelated defeat, just like that one time when Steve lost to a creeper and vowed revenge on all mobs in the game.

Our server is filled with drama and attitude problems, just like that one player who still can’t get over losing clean in a match against their rival. It’s been a whole year and they’re still seething about it, making every interaction on the server a potential powder keg of emotions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more drama than a soap opera, join us and witness the epic battles, the outrageous reactions, and the never-ending quest for virtual vengeance. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server, or the next player to throw a fit over losing a block-building competition.