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Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1163	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7202

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

BlockyBetrayal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6149	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	2038	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	4506	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	3864	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	2372
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!

TurkeyCraft: No In-Laws Allowed!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just sits around and talks about the weather? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza like no other, where your virtual family can finally meet each other in pixelated glory.

Imagine a world where your sister’s in-laws are actually creepers, and your fiancé’s parents are villagers trading emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. It’s a holiday feast like no other, with turkey made of pixels and pumpkin pie that never runs out.

But beware, if you don’t invite everyone to the party, you might just find yourself facing a virtual family feud that could rival any soap opera. Will your sister’s in-laws crash the party anyway, causing chaos and mayhem in the blocky world? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just end up with a new in-law who’s a pro at building epic castles. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this Thanksgiving is going to be a blast!

CraftyMillennials

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2248

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?