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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3697 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!
